Clay Matthews Vs. Brian Cushings

Clay Matthews came out of the same draft as Brian Cushing after both players went to USC and dominated there. Cushing was drafted ahead of Matthews in the first round. Now we're going to see who is better looking and cooler. First, we have Cushing.







What a little turd muffin. It looks like he has a little burnt spot on his head. Plus he got caught with steroids and is really ugly.







Yep, you guessed it. Clay Matthews is much, much better than Brian Cushing in every which way. He is better looking, he has flowing hair that is so much better than Cushing's. The cherry on top, he won NFC Defensive player of the year, not too shabby. Oh and who has won a Super Bowl?

Tim Masthay For Sure the Packer's Punter

Tim Masthay is for sure the Packers punter now and I love it. it's really nice to have stability at the position and it's something that I have been waiting for for quite some time. Masthay is an absolute stud and I've been waiting for a guy exactly like him to take the reigns on this job and really run with it. Here are some really sweet pictures of Masthay punting for the Pack.







You know he's just crushing this ball. No doubt about it







I mean is there any doubt he's killing this ball. I have to say, Masthay looks extremely dorky and should take tips from Sam Shield or Clay Matthews on how to wear a football uniform. He should also get stronger too.

Hair War: A.J. Hawk vs. Clay Matthews

While they work as one on the field to defend their Super Bowl title, they are allowed to have an off field battle over whose hair is better. This is a crucial battle and I think it's close. Let's take a look at the evidence.







Wow, it's very close. Here's what I have to say: AJ's hair is a little to strangly for my liking. It looks unkept and stringy. Clay Matthews is think and free flowing and that's why I think he won this very easily.

Clay Matthews has Short Hair

Just kidding. But check out this picture of what it would look like if Clay Matthews did have short hair. God he looks terrible.









Now that's better! Thank the lord my boy Clay looking all fresh and sexy again! Keep up the sexiness Clay it is a very good look for you.

Funny Picture of Matt Flynn

Check out this hilarious picture of Matt Flynn! First of all, the guy is clearly hammered out of his mind, but lets dig a little deeper here. I have to say, Matt, the cigarette is not a very good look for you. Please put that down now. Another thing, I think you can find a classier lady Matt. You don't need a classless blonde that you found at the bar, swing for the fences! Lastly, the outfit. What are you wearing?! Did you have a small ape hang on your under shirt it looks so messed up! I hope that in the next drunk picture that finds its way onto the internet, that you look a little better.

James Jones My Feelings for You

James Jones, there was a point in time, where I didn't think you would resign with the Green Bay Packers. I watched ESPN every day and they kept saying that you wanted to be a number 1 or 2 receiver somewhere and I didn't know if that was possible in Green Bay. All I know is that I really, really wanted you back. When I found out you signed with us again. My reaction was like this (replaced nintendo 64 with James Jones)



Here are some pics of James Jones from the Super Bowl.







Straight thuggin' on his way to a catch.







Get off of him William Gay, you're about to lose the Super Bowl you silly goose!







Get a little more excited when we win the next Super Bowl, James.

Remembering Jason Spitz

Jason Spitz signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars during the offseason. I think it is time for us to remember Jason Spitz with a poem.



Just a normal morning

outside is raining

You are not here

my heart is not here

dreamed in your image

thought you ever back

lost you, lost world



Love you Jason Spitz, have fun in Jacksonville with all the pretty ladies.

Aaron Rodgers Wallpaper

Donald Driver is Still on this Team

That's right folks. Donald Driver is still a member of this team. Just so we can wrap your minds around how old he is and how long he has been on the team, I'm going to tell you what was happening in 1999 when Donald Driver was drafted by the Green Bay Packers in the 7th round of the 1999 NFL Draft. I was going to do 80 things about 1999 in honor of Driver but I truly don't want to do that.



1. The world was preparing to have a global millennium party.



2. There was an email virus called Melissa that destroyed nearly 1 million computers and caused 80 million dollars in damage.



3. The human population surpassed 6 billion.



4. Myspace became a part of the internet



5. Napster was released.



6. People were beginning to worry about Y2k



7. Friends was the most popular show on tv.



8. The first Matrix was in theaters.



9. Lenny Kravitz was extremely popular.



10. Bill Clinton was president.

Bryan Bulaga Year Two

Before I start making suggestions on Bulaga's style in year two, I'd like to begin by going back to last season. After the Packers won the Super Bowl, there was a picture of Bryan Bulaga and his girlfriend, Let's take a look.





I know what you're thinking, you can't see her face. I'll tell you what, I've never seen her face either, but I've got a sneaky suspicion that it is very attractive based on her other features in this picture. The wavy blonde hair, my oh my Bryan you really are a Super Bowl Champion.







All I have to say here is: please let your hair grow Bryan. This is football, not the military. Step into Clay Matthew's office and let him give you some solid, sound advice on how to manage your hair style. That is all, thank you.

Josh Sitton Riding a Bike

Look at this picture of Josh Sitton on his bike. I have absolutely no problems with my boy Josh getting on the bicycle, but let's not his hair.



Probably one of the better efforts you're going to see on the Packer football team. Don't worry Packer fans, I didn't forget about Clay Matthews, hence the word better and not best in terms of effort in hair.



If we could get a little smile from Josh we would have it made in the shade my friend. Keep it real Josh, the bike is a very solid look for you.

Clay Matthews on the cover of SI

This kind of cover is the dream of most football players and Clay Matthews hit the jackpot when appearing on the April 2009 edition. He stands confidently aside fellow USC teammates Brian Cushing and Rey Maualuga who all were all expected to be drafted early on. Clay Matthews was selected as the 26th overall pick--not too shabby for an often described "late bloomer" who was physically undersized until bulking up his senior year in high school.

I think that Clay Matthews appreciates the attention. With long blond locks, chiseled features, and a statuesque build, Matthews looks like a Roman general or English knight.

"Even the water droplets flung from my full-bodied hair are beautiful."

So whether you tune in to the Green Bay Packers because of their great skill or because Clay Matthews resembles a Nordic god...


....either way you get some eye candy during the game!

Clay Matthews - 3rd generation NFLer

Clay Matthews, a California native, has been playing football since he was a kid. Matthews left his Agoura High School with an All-CIF first-team honors and a four-year letter under his belt. With a father who played in the NFL for 19 seasons, a grandfather who played with the 49ers and a few other family members in the football circle, football is in Clay Matthew’s blood.

After high school, Matthews joined on with the Southern California football team. Clay Matthews only sat out one game in his entire college football career, which was the first game of his first regular season. Over his four years at USC, Clay earned multiple awards, served as a key special-teams contributor and won USC’s Co-Special Teams Player of the Year Award three times. Clay also played in four straight Rose Bowls and the 2009 Senior Bowl.

Clay is well known for his skill and versatility on the football field. Upon graduation, a few NFL teams fought for the right to sign Clay Matthews with the Green Bay Packers coming out on top. Matthews became the first linebacker ever picked from USC by the Packers in the first round draft. When Matthews debuted with the Packers, his family became the second with three generations of NFL players. Don’t miss out on a Green Bay Packers game!

A Christmas Eve Tribute with Brad Jones, Breno Giacomini, Clay Matthews, and Al Harris

Deck the halls with Brad and Breno.

Brad Jones

Breno Giacomini

Fa la la la la....la la la la!

Tis the season to drink lots of vino!

Fa la la la la....la la la la!

Clay Matthews dons his Green Bay apparel


Fa la la la la....la la la la!

While Al sings the ancient Yule tide carol


Fa la la la la....la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!