Randall Cobb, My New Favorite Packer

Welcome to the Green Bay Packers, Randall Cobb. We don't need you, Aaron Rodgers has too many weapons...Psyche! Aaron Rodgers can never have too many qeapons and I am so pumped to have Randall Cobb aboard this team. He could be like the Percy Harvin or Reggie Bush for this team. Someone teams all have to game plan around and take note of. I'm really excited to see how the coaching staff integrates him into the offense and I bet they have sweet packages for him. Here are some sweeet pics of my new favorite Packer.







So sick and icy. Always lookin' fresh Randall.

Aaron Rodgers vs. Alex Rodriguez

Yep folks, it's that time of year. A-Rod vs. A-Rod. There is nothing like it and it times to figure out who is hotter. Let's start with some pictures.







Here's what really gets me going besides the perfect body, the body language. Rodgers is a stud and he knows it, just look at all that swagger it's unbelievable.







Thank goodness I'm wearing a diaper because Alex Rodriguez is a s-t-u-d. My oh my is he a hottie. He's got the eye of the tiger and the body to go with it. Look at those arms and those eyes. Damn. And the winner is....







Oh yeah. I'm not picking Rodgers because this is a Packer player site. I'm picking him because he truly is the hotter guy with the hotter personality to go with it. Plus, he wears green and gold.

Greg Jennings vs Aaron Rodgers

In a smile contest. Let's take a look at the two smiles first.











For me, this is a really tough decision. Greg Jennings has those big white teeth that you look for in a smile. Rodgers has some real nice looking teeth, but what really puts Aaron Rodgers' smile over the top for me is those dimples. It reminds of me of a kid getting ice cream from an ice cream truck. There is just no topping those dimples and for that, Aaron Rodgers slightly edges out Greg Jennings in a smile contest.

Graham Harell's Glory Days

Flashback time folks. Who here remembers when Graham Harell was a college superstar? I'm not sure if anyone else does, but I sure do. The Texas Tech Raiders had the most vaunted offense in the nation and Graham Harrell was the head of that offense. Here are clips of that offense right here



Hey, if Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn get hurt, I wouldn't mind seeing Harrell throw around the pigskin a little bit.

I'm Going to Miss Donald Lee

Donald Lee signed with the Philadelphia Eagles this offseason. I'm going to miss him a lot and here's how I'm going to pay tribute to him.



D- Dashing

O- Open

N- Nice

A- All I ever wanted

L- Luscious

D- Daring



L- Loving

E- Ecstatic

E- Enjoyable

Funny Picture of Matt Flynn

Check out this hilarious picture of Matt Flynn! First of all, the guy is clearly hammered out of his mind, but lets dig a little deeper here. I have to say, Matt, the cigarette is not a very good look for you. Please put that down now. Another thing, I think you can find a classier lady Matt. You don't need a classless blonde that you found at the bar, swing for the fences! Lastly, the outfit. What are you wearing?! Did you have a small ape hang on your under shirt it looks so messed up! I hope that in the next drunk picture that finds its way onto the internet, that you look a little better.

James Jones My Feelings for You

James Jones, there was a point in time, where I didn't think you would resign with the Green Bay Packers. I watched ESPN every day and they kept saying that you wanted to be a number 1 or 2 receiver somewhere and I didn't know if that was possible in Green Bay. All I know is that I really, really wanted you back. When I found out you signed with us again. My reaction was like this (replaced nintendo 64 with James Jones)



Here are some pics of James Jones from the Super Bowl.







Straight thuggin' on his way to a catch.







Get off of him William Gay, you're about to lose the Super Bowl you silly goose!







Get a little more excited when we win the next Super Bowl, James.

Remembering Jason Spitz

Jason Spitz signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars during the offseason. I think it is time for us to remember Jason Spitz with a poem.



Just a normal morning

outside is raining

You are not here

my heart is not here

dreamed in your image

thought you ever back

lost you, lost world



Love you Jason Spitz, have fun in Jacksonville with all the pretty ladies.

Tom Crabtree Hair

Alright everyone, it's clearly time for a classic Tom Crabtree debate. Over the past season, Tom Crabtree fancied two hair styles: one short and one long. To me, the choice is obvious which hairdo he should rock, but to others it might not be. Here are the two hairstyles were dealing with:







Nice effort Tom, but I just don't think this is a very good look for you. Your hair is just too girly for me right now and I don't think you can pull this off. I'm normally all systems go when it comes to this type of hair but I don't see it for Tom.







Wow, what a difference. Tom clearly looks better here because he doesn't look like the girl from Dodgeball who took beaver steroids. He looks like a guy, which is really good for him and something that I think will serve him well during his career in the NFL.

Brandon Jackson is a Cleveland Brown

Brandon Jackson signed a contract with the Cleveland Browns. It looks like it is time for us to take the time to remember Brandon and all his glory. Here is a list of Brandon's biggest accomplishments during his time as a Green Bay Packer.



1. Was drafted in the 2nd round of the 2007 draft.



2. Named rookie of the week on December 31st, 2007 for rushing for 113 yards on 20 carries.



3. Named a starter in 2010 after Ryan Grant's season was lost due to injury.



4. Won the Super Bowl with the Packers in 2011!!!!!

Korey Hall Signs With Saints

Korey Hall signed a contract with the Saints during the beginning of the free agency period. Here are five things I'm going to miss about Korey.



1. His smile. Nice white teeth.







2. His little comb over. It looks like the one my mom gave my brother every day before school.



3. His effort. He truly played his heart out as a Packer. We wish you the best Korey good luck in New Orleans!

Aaron Rodgers Wallpaper

Donald Driver is Still on this Team

That's right folks. Donald Driver is still a member of this team. Just so we can wrap your minds around how old he is and how long he has been on the team, I'm going to tell you what was happening in 1999 when Donald Driver was drafted by the Green Bay Packers in the 7th round of the 1999 NFL Draft. I was going to do 80 things about 1999 in honor of Driver but I truly don't want to do that.



1. The world was preparing to have a global millennium party.



2. There was an email virus called Melissa that destroyed nearly 1 million computers and caused 80 million dollars in damage.



3. The human population surpassed 6 billion.



4. Myspace became a part of the internet



5. Napster was released.



6. People were beginning to worry about Y2k



7. Friends was the most popular show on tv.



8. The first Matrix was in theaters.



9. Lenny Kravitz was extremely popular.



10. Bill Clinton was president.

Jordy Nelson Predictions for 2011-2012

Jordy Nelson is an absolute stud. He is a b-o-s-s and any other superlatives you can think of that end up with making Jordy Nelson sound like the coolest person in the entire world. Here are my projections for what kind of season Jordy Nelson is going to have in 2011. Buckle your seat belts Packer fans because I have lofty expectations for this young man.



Catches: 90



Receiving Yards: 950



Touchdowns: 9



With the loss of James Jones and Nelson's continued development, I'm expecting huge things from Nelson this year. He might make the Pro Bowl if he does this well.

Greg Jennings Youtube

We all remember the inappropriate (although hilarious) youtube video that was created by a Madden player. Outside of the cuss words, this video was down right hilarious. Greg Jennings truly put the team on his back with a broken leg at Gumby's expense.



Gotta love Greg Jennings though. Not only are he and Aaron Rodgers the best wide receiver combo in the NFL (not to mention the best looking) but it seems that Greg Jennings has a great sense of humor. He made a parody of the madden video that can be found here

Congratulations 2010-2011 Green Bay Packers!

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2010-2011 GREEN BAY PACKERS FOR THEIR SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

I am so proud to be a Green Bay Packers fan today!! The Green and Gold defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers so that means the Trophy is coming back to Titletown! Aaron Rodgers was named Super Bowl MVP!! Congratulations again Super Bowl Champs!!!

Aaron Rodgers Love Life

Back in spring 2009, Aaron Rodgers was seen quite a bit with Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum.

Aaron and Hillary sitting in a tree...

But we also know that in the past he has been romantically linked to others including Julie Henderson, the topic of last year's blog post.

Now here's a new game for you. If you could set-up Aaron Rodgers and another new lady, who would it be? I've proposed three potential matches.

A. Erin Andrews

She's into sports and has a laid-back attitude.

B. Jessica Simpson

Has she dated a qb before? I'm not sure....

C. Betty White

She's nurturing and funny. Could keep A-Rod laughing for at least a year or two to come.

This post is not intended for serious scrutiny. In the event that you are currently dating, engaged to, married to, or stalking Aaron Rodgers, Jessica Simpson, Erin Andrews, or Betty White, no offense intended. Don't taze me, bro.

Aaron Rodgers Mash-up

The Bible is his favorite book,

Guess it deserves a second look.
Charles is his middle name
Football is his one loved game.


Chico, Cali is still his home
No matter where else he will roam.
Green Bay must be just a bit too cold
For on California his heart is sold.


Rumors say there's not just one girl in his life
Will he soon come to marry a wife?
His nickname is a simple one
"A-Rod" they call him; it's lots of fun!

His daddy-o, Ed, played semi-pro
I think that's one cool fact to know.
In high school A-rod played baseball
And was the pitcher for them all.

Does charity work from time to time
Listens to music like Sublime.
Loves The Office and Southpark
Where the humor is bitter and dark.


LA Dodgers are his team
And for them he'll surely scream.
Just like we do for the Pack
And can't wait until they next attack.

Aaron Rodgers as Ryan from The Office

The Office is my all-time favorite TV show. It is also the only show I can watch repeatedly without getting sick of the episodes. In a TV show, my friends, this is a sign of true comic talent!

Every time I watch the show lately, though, I can't help but notice the uncanny resemblance between our Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, and B.J. Novak, the actor who plays Ryan the temp.

What think you?

Twins? Brothers? Cousins?

If B.J. Novak ever gets too ill to film an episode, I think we could have Aaron Rodgers fill in. I wonder if the same offer would hold if Rodgers are injured. I'd love to see the Temp attempt to qb the Green Bay Packers!

The week of the quarterback: Aaron Rodgers

Since I just profiled back-up Green Bay Packers quarterback, Matt Flynn, it's time to turn our attention to the one, the only Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron Roooooooooooooooooooooooooodgers! (Thunderous applause!!!)

Pleasantly surprised at this warm reception.

What else can I possibly say about this dude? Last year I covered his romantic relationship with Julie Henderson and his mused about his signature locks. We even staged a "Who Is Hotter?" competition with Aaron Rodgers versus Brian Brohm. Girlfriend, hair, hotness. Nothing but the essentials here at Packer Players blog.

So, let's continue to learn more about this Cali-born and bred and Green Bay Packers qb! Something you may not know is that Aaron Rodgers is a big fan of both country and indie rock music. A few of his favorite artists include Pete Murray, Anberlin, Counting Crows, The Killers, and Number One Gun.

This explains Aaron Rodgers laid-back sense of style. Here he is followed by a picture of a member from Number One Gun.


The scruff, the hat, the chill vibe? I can see the similarities here. Check out one of these bands to get a better taste of what Aaron Rodgers certainly listens to pre-game. I'd recommend Anberlin's "Paperthin Hymn" to start things off. Enjoy!