Donald Driver Says He'll Play Until 40

Donald Driver has said that he would like to play football until he is forty. Are you kidding me? He's going to be like Stephen Hawkin. Seriously Donald, I love you to death and love watching you play, but you got to retire! It's not good for you, you gotta quit while you're ahead with football. We've got Greg Jennings, Jordy Nelson, and James Jones! The Bears and Vikings don't have any receivers that good! We'd love to have you, but want to see you live past 60. Thank you,



- A Loyal Packer Fan

James Jones My Feelings for You

James Jones, there was a point in time, where I didn't think you would resign with the Green Bay Packers. I watched ESPN every day and they kept saying that you wanted to be a number 1 or 2 receiver somewhere and I didn't know if that was possible in Green Bay. All I know is that I really, really wanted you back. When I found out you signed with us again. My reaction was like this (replaced nintendo 64 with James Jones)



Here are some pics of James Jones from the Super Bowl.







Straight thuggin' on his way to a catch.







Get off of him William Gay, you're about to lose the Super Bowl you silly goose!







Get a little more excited when we win the next Super Bowl, James.

Jordy Nelson Predictions for 2011-2012

Jordy Nelson is an absolute stud. He is a b-o-s-s and any other superlatives you can think of that end up with making Jordy Nelson sound like the coolest person in the entire world. Here are my projections for what kind of season Jordy Nelson is going to have in 2011. Buckle your seat belts Packer fans because I have lofty expectations for this young man.



Catches: 90



Receiving Yards: 950



Touchdowns: 9



With the loss of James Jones and Nelson's continued development, I'm expecting huge things from Nelson this year. He might make the Pro Bowl if he does this well.

James "Dingo" Jones

Any 18 year old college guy who cares about making the college football team is going to try and impress his future teammates, right? Doesn't matter if he's loud, shy, talented, or not. When you first make the team, you need to prove your worth.

Well, Green Bay Packers wide receiver, James Jones, impressed his San Jose State teammates so much on his first day that he earned a lasting nickname: Dingo.

It all happened on the first day of weight room training when the guys headed down to their macho playground--the weight room. The weight room is often the place of male showdown and bravado, and this day was no exception. James hopped onto the bench, loaded up the weights, and earned the admiration of his new teammates. He bench-pressed a whopping 225 pounds 16 times without seeming to strain! The guys were awed. Shocked. Flabbergasted.

Shortly after this, he was dubbed Dingo in honor of professional wrestler Dingo Warrior.

I wonder what he thinks about the nickname...and that guy's arm ribbons...

Player Profile: James Jones

James Jones was drafted by the Green Bay Packers in the 2007 NFL Draft in the 3rd Round. Jones played his college football at San Jose State. He is known as "JJ from SJ". He really is not very good. He had an okay rookie year and an okay 2009, but was almost nonexistant in 2008. Looking at his career stats, you can tell that he really hasn't done much for the Pack since entering the NFL. A lot of this can be attributed to the fact that he is behind Donald Driver and Greg Jennings on the depth chart.

Career NFL statistics as of 2009
Receptions
99
Receiving yards
1,390
Receiving touchdowns
8

James Jones and Tamika Jones baby bump alert!

James Jones, Green Bay Packers wide receiver, and his wife Tamika are one of the nicest couples you could imagine. Tamika is at every home Green Bay Packers game at Lambeau Field, cheering on her husband. I've heard rumors, though, that their brood might be expanding. James Jones has mentioned he would love to have some kids someday. And recently Tamika was spotted buying some baby outfits. Could they be for a future little Jones?